Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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The power to watch womens basketball

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The power to know WTF is going on

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The power to ?-1.

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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The power to find lost socks.

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The power of not knowing the future

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!