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Going through obejects but cant move
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The power to draw a perfect circle
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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.
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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.
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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.
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the power to see through glass
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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...
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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.
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the power to see the things that are happening right
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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.
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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)
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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram
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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.
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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...
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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.
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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.
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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)
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The super pow.er to die at will
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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.
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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.
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To call me maybe
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The power to not exist.
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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy
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The power to see through pastry..
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!