the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The superpower to poo at will.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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KeemStar

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The power to cry acid tears

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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The ability to see through glass

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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The power to smell poop

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The power of creating poop.

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!