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The power to die at will

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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The power to cry acid tears

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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The power to sweat soup.

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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The power to only tell the truth

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!