The power to run if you have no legs

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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The power to stay a virgin

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The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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The power to pee standing up

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

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the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!