An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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The power to silence explosions.

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The power to take a crap.

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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Being alive (until you die).

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!