The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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The power to be dead

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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the power to troll people that are dead

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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The ability to clean

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!