The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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To call me maybe

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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Reverse Pooping

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!