beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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the power... to read this

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the power to always hug people

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!