The power to communicate with dandelions.

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The power to have no power.

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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the power to fail at everything you

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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power to fly only in the plane

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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The power to die.

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the power to commit crime.

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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See through invisible people

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Taekwondo

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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The power to get your comment 1st

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!