The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The power to see through thin air

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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Being alive (until you die).

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The power of not knowing the future

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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The power to cry acid tears

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The power life like a hermit.

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the power to bi ugly

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!