The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The power to not have a power.

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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The power to die

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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The power to get foot-boners

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

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The power to die at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!