the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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The power to teleport through open doors

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The power to watch womens basketball

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power to murder rocks.

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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the power die if you think.

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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the power to have no one read this post

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The power to take away your power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!