the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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The power to be afraid of horses.

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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Black power

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!