The power to make you teeth yellower

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The power of not knowing

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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The power to attract bullets.

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The power life like a hermit.

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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The power to read your own mind.

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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The power to dance really well

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The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!