The power to hate someone you don't even know

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The power to have no powers!

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

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The power to not Waste time

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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The power to commit suicide.

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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The power to be a human

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!