The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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The power to turn wine into water

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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The power to be a dick.

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The power to turn into paper

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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mint berry crunch

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!