The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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The power to change the color of your piss

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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the power to always hug people

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The power to see through windows!

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The power to see through water

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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The power to speak with death people..

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!