The power to change the color of your piss

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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the power to die at will

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The power spite flower

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The power to burn ashes

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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The power to be born.

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!