The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power to do something when you do it.

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to have a super power,

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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Reverse Pooping

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!