The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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the power to see through glass

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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The power to become a carrot.

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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The power to see through a hole

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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The power to cook bad meals.

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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To call me maybe

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the power to see when the lights are on

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!