The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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The power to stay a virgin

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The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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The power to get rid of feminism

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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The power to become inverted background color.

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!