The power to turn apples into pears

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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The power to type in Comic Sans.

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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the ability to enjoy school

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The power to lose the remote.

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!