the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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The power to be justin beiber

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The power to die at will

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to spelle caretly

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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The superpower to have a superpower

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!