The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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The power to be a normal human

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!