The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The ability to not finish sen...

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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the power to make toast into bread

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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The power to state the obvious.

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!