the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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Grass eating

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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The power to repel women.

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The power to see through pastry..

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The power to understand this: Alucard: Father! I will stand against you! Dracula: Then it is time to kill your weak human side and join me in REMAKING THIS WORLD! (battle ensues Dracula takes a hell of a beating) Dracula: AAAAAAAARGHHHHHH! Heh... sarcasm... What is a man... if he gains the world, but loses his soul... limps away... Mark 8:36 I believe... Alucard: Father! I did not wish for you to die! Dracula: Uh I lost a sole, and the world is mine, already... Alucard: Well then lets keep fighting. Moral: Richter: YOU STEAL MENS SOLES! Dracula: The same could be said about every shoe shopper... Me: You are not gonna get this one, but if Dracula STEAL MENS SOULS! Then why would he have a soul to begin with? Its confusing... and the power to understand this is meaningless... BUT ENOUGH TALK YOU MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! HAVE AT THY!

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!