the power to turn wine into water

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The power to kill yourself

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The ability to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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The power to control weather on Mars

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!