The powers to lose your current power forever

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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The power to write in invisible ink

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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The power to pee standing up

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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the power to die at will

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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the power to shoot superman

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!