the power to make realy convincing whale noises

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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The superpower to have a superpower

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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the power to have a power.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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The power to live through torture.

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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Dejavu

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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the power... to read this

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!