i like pie.

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Power to always have exact change.

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The power to die

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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ikawlhan forever

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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The power to have one eyebrow!?

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!