Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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Reverse Pooping

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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The power to sneeze scissors

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the power to control nothing

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The power of love

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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The power to die whenever you want.

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The power to pee out blue

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The power to jump -50% higher

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!