the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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hey

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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The power to talk to dust

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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The power of love

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!