the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

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The power to do NOTHING!

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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The power to make out of thin air

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The ability to rape the willing.

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The power to pee ants.

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The power to do nothing

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!