The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The power to pee out blue

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The power to see through horses

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The ability to never pick up on sarcasm.

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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the power of piss mountain dew and shit cheeseburgers

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The power to see into the present

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The power to get older every second

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!