The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The power to fart flames

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The ability to turn chips back into potatoes

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The power to see through bones.

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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The power to read the TV

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the power to see through glass

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!