The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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The power life like a hermit.

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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The power to die

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the power to fly but only upward

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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The power to see into the present

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!