The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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Th power to be telepathetic

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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The power to silence explosions.

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!