The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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The ability to see through glass

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The power to not hear thunder.

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!