the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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The power to see in black and white.

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The power to fart in colour

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The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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The power to look into cheese.

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The power to have a power thats a power

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The power to understand math.

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The power to do nothing.

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!