The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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They power to be able to make meth.

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The power to have one eyebrow!?

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The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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The power to die

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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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the power to fly but only upward

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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The power to pee out blue

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!