The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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the power to glow in the light

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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The power to commit suicide.

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the power to become semi-transparent

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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the power to shoot superman

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!