the power of turn justin bieber into a girl,BUT HE IS ALREADY A GIRL O.O

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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The power to die

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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The power to time travel to the present.

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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The ability to walk on water. Unless the water is deeper than 0.000000000001 mm.

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power to to kill chickens by touching them

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!