The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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The power of love

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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The power to fart in colour

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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the power to turn on a random guys tv

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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The power to commit suicide.

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the power to become semi-transparent

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!