The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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The power to not Waste time

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The power to go through open windows

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the power to talk backwards

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The power of night-blindness.

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!