The ability to not finish sen...

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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The power to turn into paper

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!