The power to never finish your sentences because

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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The power to live through torture.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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The power to remove the power within.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!