The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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the ability to see into the past

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the power to die at will

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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The ability to become shit forever.

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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the power to get STD's

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!