The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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the power to youtube poop

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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The power to type in Comic Sans.

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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captain obvious

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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the power to sh*t brix at will!

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The power to stay a virgin

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!