The power to have all the powers written in here

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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The power to not Waste time

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The power to go through open windows

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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power to have no power at all

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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the power to see through windows.;.

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Asexual reproduction.

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!