The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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The power to be HUMAN

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The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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hey

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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The power to talk to dust

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!