The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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Death at will

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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Dejavu

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!