The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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The power to hear morse code.

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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The power to lick your own back...

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The power of being aquaman.

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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The power to look through glass.

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The power to have a super power,

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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h owe to orge h irs n as ette of a or

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!