The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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the power to know what time is not

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The power to to kill chickens by touching them

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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The power to attract bullets

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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The power to have a super power,

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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the power to turn wine into water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!