The power to have the longest little finger

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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The power to be really bad at math.

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the power of fart helium

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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the power to fail any test you want

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the power to control nothing

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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The power of love

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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The power to poke

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!