The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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The power to see through bones.

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The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The power to be justin beiber

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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black people

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The power to die at will

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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the power to become retarded

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!