The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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the power to hate nature

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The power to shrink your penis.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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the power to always hug people

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to do NOTHING!

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The power to die

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!