The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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The power to state the obvious.

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The power to be justin beiber

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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the power to like mass effect 3

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The power to liquify yourself.

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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the power die if you think.

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The power of trolling your self

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!