I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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The power to go through open windows

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the power to glow in the light

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The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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The power to smell any point in time

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The power to look into cheese.

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The power to understand math.

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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Invisible handwriting.

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!