An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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the power to see through windows.;.

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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the power to turn into nothing.

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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The power to silence explosions.

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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the power to die

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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the power to not have power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!