The power to have a small penis

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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the power to turn wine into water

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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The power to to kill chickens by touching them

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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The power to go part way through walls

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the power to become retarded

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!