The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The power to do NOTHING!

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to die

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to spelle caretly

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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the power to like mass effect 3

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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The power to shrink your penis.

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The power to see through bones.

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!