The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power to shit brix

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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the power die if you think.

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!