The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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The power to state the obvious.

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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50% invisibility while farting.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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The ability to make your text green on google

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!