The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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the power to become semi-transparent

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to read autistic people's minds

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The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

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Going through obejects but cant move

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!