The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The power to lick your own back...

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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The power to look through glass.

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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The power to pee any color

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The power to know WTF is going on

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!